You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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