In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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