The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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