Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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