Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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