You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
There are leaves in my underwear?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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