I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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