the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
