I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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