Dual....:-)
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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