I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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