new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
