I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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