Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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