Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
