I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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