When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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