The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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