You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We left the knife in your bed.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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