My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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