Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
two words...techno handjob
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We're too hungover to prance.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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