what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there's paper in my vomit.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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