The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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