i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
this is an emotional support booty call
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
