fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
