Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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