Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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