Sponge bath it is.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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