The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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