Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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