no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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