Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I skipped work to stalk him.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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