i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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