sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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