So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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