google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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