i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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