I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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