i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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