We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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