Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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