she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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