i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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