Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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