i think i have herpe
just one?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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