...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
there is puke in my bra ... again
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