When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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