he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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