u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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