I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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