I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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