I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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