BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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