Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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