Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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