it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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