I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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