Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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