how do flat chested girls get laid?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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