Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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