go do what you do best...puke behind churches
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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